(by "davesecretary")
SO I'M ON THE BUS FOR SOME GODDAMNED REASON AND I AM LISTENING CAREFULLY TO THE CONVERSATION IN FRONT OF ME, HELD BETWEEN THIS BLOWSY SULKY GIRL WHO IS CLEARLY DOMINATING THE SITUATION AND HER 'BOYFRIEND', A SCRAWNY LOOKING MESS NEAR TEARS. THE FOLLOWING IS ALMOST VERBATIM.SCRAWNY MESS: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE CHEATED ON ME?!BLOWSY GIRL: I CHEATED ON YOU.SCRAWNY MESS: (SNIFFLING MISERABLY) BUT.. BUT.. YOU CHEATED ON ME?BLOWSY GIRL: (ALMOST INDIGNANTLY) YES.SCRAWNY MESS: (TEARS FORMING) FOR HOW LONG?BLOWSY GIRL: (WITH A HINT OF SATISFACTION) ABOUT A YEAR.SCRAWNY MESS: (TEARS WELLING UP) OHHHHH NOOOO.SCRAWNY MESS PAUSES TO
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